my housemate needs to get out of the bathroom rn

i got a haircut today loool

my new shorts are criminally short

i just woke up from a nap and my glasses have disappeared…………

they probably in heaven

where i evidently just fell from

the sight of my own arse is why i’m gay

fab ice lollies are but a temporary substitute until i get my hands on my true love

lukasvonincher:

Diva

can’t believe i’m about to leave the house in

a v-neck 

today was treat yo self day

having fantasies about chugging that becherovka good god

all up in the kitchen in my heels

dinner time

idk what happened to my shorts but they’re definitely not a 30 anymore

💅

*anja plaschg voice*

throwing up is nagl omg